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180.2708837824View::Render( $name = 'page/navigationMenu.phtml', $model = class stdClass { public $Items = [0 => class stdClass { ... }, 1 => class stdClass { ... }, 2 => class stdClass { ... }, 3 => class stdClass { ... }, 4 => class stdClass { ... }, 5 => class stdClass { ... }, 6 => class stdClass { ... }, 7 => class stdClass { ... }, 8 => class stdClass { ... }, 9 => class stdClass { ... }, 10 => class stdClass { ... }]; public $Type = 'NavigationMenu'; public $FixedDivID = 'nav-fixeddiv69dccae10fa3b' }, $pageModel = class Model_Page { public $PageUrl = '/article/jokes-in-kannada/jokes-114112000078_1.html'; public $Page = class stdClass { public $AjaxCall = FALSE; public $Title = 'ಟೈಪಿಸ್ಟ ರತ್ನಾ'; public $Meta = class stdClass { ... }; public $Contents = [...]; public $Ads = class stdClass { ... }; public $Settings = class stdClass { ... }; public $AdultContent = FALSE; public $MaxAge = 600; public $Heading = ''; public $NoIndex = FALSE; public $ParentCategory = [...]; public $CategoryID = [...]; public $ParentCategoryName = [...]; public $CmsAds = NULL; public $PageType = 'Article'; public $IsBbc = FALSE; public $IsDW = FALSE; public $IsRedirectToHome = FALSE; public $OpenInAppText = 'ಆ್ಯಪ್‌ನಲ್ಲಿ ವೀಕ್ಷಿಸಿ' }; public $Media = class stdClass { public $Path = 'https://m-hindi.webdunia.com/'; public $Version = '405' }; public $listItem = 0 } ).../contents.phtml:39
190.2708841456Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'page/navigationMenu.phtml' ).../View.php:9
200.2708858128Zend_View->_run( '/u2/websites/m.alllanguage-uat.webdunia.com/public_html/application/views/scripts/page/navigationMenu.phtml' ).../Abstract.php:888
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Notifications

webdunia
webdunia
webdunia
webdunia

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100.2703797528Zend_Controller_Action_Helper_ViewRenderer->renderScript( $script = 'page/index.phtml', $name = NULL ).../ViewRenderer.php:918
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190.2739869120Zend_View_Abstract->render( $name = 'page/article.phtml' ).../View.php:9
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ಟೈಪಿಸ್ಟ ರತ್ನಾ


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#TimeMemoryFunctionLocation
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140.2704814744View::Render( $name = 'page/contents.phtml', $model = [0 => class stdClass { public $Language = class stdClass { ... }; public $Languages = [...]; public $Type = 'Header' }, 1 => class stdClass { public $Items = [...]; public $Type = 'NavigationMenu'; public $FixedDivID = 'nav-fixeddiv69dccae10fa3b' }, 2 => class stdClass { public $ArticleID = '114112000078'; public $Title = 'ಟೈಪಿಸ್ಟ ರತ್ನಾ'; public $LiveContent = FALSE; public $DateTime = 'ಗುರುವಾರ, 20 ನವೆಂಬರ್ 2014 (16:46 IST)'; public $DateTimeStr = 1416482160; public $DisplayDateTime = TRUE; public $AuthorName = 'WD'; public $AuthorEnglishName = NULL; public $AuthorDescription = NULL; public $AuthorUrl = ''; public $DisplayAuthorName = FALSE; public $AuthorThumbnail = NULL; public $DisplayAuthorImage = FALSE; public $BelowArticle = [...]; public $RelatedArticles = NULL; public $CategoryName = 'ಸಂತಾ-ಬಂತಾ'; public $ModificationDateTime = 'ಗುರುವಾರ, 20 ನವೆಂಬರ್ 2014 (16:48 IST)'; public $ModificationDateTimeStr = 1416482294; public $Thumbnail = 'http://media.webdunia.com/_media/kn/img/article/2014-11/20/thumb/5_4/1416473227-8709.jpg'; public $SubHeading = ''; public $ArticleType = 'article'; public $WorkflowStatus = 'published'; public $Type = 'Article'; public $Url = 'http://kannada.webdunia.com/article/jokes-in-kannada/jokes-114112000078_1.html'; public $ShortUrl = 'http://tinyurl.com/ya35tkv5'; public $CategoryID = '1060103000'; public $Contents = [...]; public $PlaceName = 'ಚೆನ್ನೈ'; public $AdSettings = [...]; public $AdSettingsFile = 0 }, 3 => class stdClass { public $Script = '//cdn.taboola.com/libtrc/webdunia-network/loader.js'; public $Mode = 'thumbnails-c'; public $Placement = 'Below Article Thumbnails'; public $TargetType = 'mix'; public $CountryAlternativeAds = class stdClass { ... }; public $Type = 'Taboola' }, 4 => class stdClass { public $Title = 'ಓದಲೇಬೇಕು'; public $ViewAllUrl = ''; public $SeeAllText = 'ಎಲ್ಲವನ್ನೂ ನೋಡು'; public $Pages = [...]; public $DefaultOpen = 5; public $Type = 'PageList'; public $ColorCode = NULL }, 5 => class stdClass { public $Title = 'ತಾಜಾ'; public $ViewAllUrl = '/kannada-jokes'; public $SeeAllText = 'ಎಲ್ಲವನ್ನೂ ನೋಡು'; public $Pages = [...]; public $DefaultOpen = 5; public $Type = 'PageList'; public $ColorCode = '' }, 6 => class stdClass { public $Items = [...]; public $Type = 'FooterMenu' }, 7 => class stdClass { public $Items = [...]; public $Type = 'FooterLinks' }, 8 => [0 => class stdClass { ... }]], $pageModel = class Model_Page { public $PageUrl = '/article/jokes-in-kannada/jokes-114112000078_1.html'; public $Page = class stdClass { public $AjaxCall = FALSE; public $Title = 'ಟೈಪಿಸ್ಟ ರತ್ನಾ'; public $Meta = class stdClass { ... }; public $Contents = [...]; public $Ads = class stdClass { ... }; public $Settings = class stdClass { ... }; public $AdultContent = FALSE; public $MaxAge = 600; public $Heading = ''; public $NoIndex = FALSE; public $ParentCategory = [...]; public $CategoryID = [...]; public $ParentCategoryName = [...]; public $CmsAds = NULL; public $PageType = 'Article'; public $IsBbc = FALSE; public $IsDW = FALSE; public $IsRedirectToHome = FALSE; public $OpenInAppText = 'ಆ್ಯಪ್‌ನಲ್ಲಿ ವೀಕ್ಷಿಸಿ' }; public $Media = class stdClass { public $Path = 'https://m-hindi.webdunia.com/'; public $Version = '405' }; public $listItem = 0 } ).../index.phtml:14
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ಹಾಸ್ಯ
ಟೈಪಿಸ್ಟ ರತ್ನಾಳನ್ನು ಬಾಸ್ ಆಫಿಸಿನಲ್ಲಿ ಪ್ರೀತಿಸಿ, ಛತ್ರದಲ್ಲಿ ಮದುವೆಯಾದ. ತೆರವಾದ ಟೈಪಿಸ್ಟ್ ಸ್ಥಾನಕ್ಕೆ ಯಾರನ್ನು ತುಂಬಬೇಕು ಎಂದು ಯೋಚಿಸುತ್ತಿದ್ದಾಗ ರತ್ನ ಹೇಳಿದಳು  
ರಿಟೈರ್ಡ್ ಗುಂಡಾ ಜೋಯಿಸ್ ಅವರನ್ನು ನಾನು ಈಗಾಗಲೇ ಕೆಲಸಕ್ಕೆ ಒಪ್ಪಿಸಿದ್ದೀನಿ.
 
ಒಂದು ಹಣಕಾಸು ಸಂಸ್ಥೆ ಹೊಸದಾಗಿ ಆರಂಭವಾಗಿತ್ತು. ಅದರ ನಿರ್ದೇಶಕ ಭಾಷಣ ಮಾಡುತ್ತಾ, ನಮ್ಮ ಯೋಜನೆಗಳನ್ನು ತಿಳಿಯಲು ನಮ್ಮ ಕಛೇರಿಗೆ ಬನ್ನಿರಿ ಒಂದು ಬ್ರೇಸಿಯರ್ ಉಚಿತವಾಗಿ ಪಡೆಯಿರಿ.
ಸಾರ್, ಅದು ಬ್ರೇಸಿಯರ್ ಅಲ್ಲ, ಬ್ರೌಷರ್ ಎಂದು ತಿದ್ದಿದ ಕಾರ್ಯದರ್ಶಿ.
 
ಒಂದು ದಿನ ರಜೆಗೋಸ್ಕರ, ಗಂಡನಿಗೆ ಹುಷಾರಿಲ್ಲ ಅಂತ ಯಾಕ್ರಿ ಸುಳ್ಳು ಹೇಳಿದ್ರಿ?ನೀವಿಬ್ರೂ ಸಿನಿಮಾಕ್ಕೆ ಹೋಗಿದ್ದನ್ನು ನಾನೆ ಕಣ್ಣಾರೆ ನೋಡಿದ್ದೇನೆ, ಮ್ಯಾನೇಡರ್ ಸರೋಜಾಳನ್ನು ತರಾಟೆಗೆ ತೆಗೆದುಕೊಂಡ ಬಾಸ್.
ನನ್ನ ಮಾತು ಸ್ವಲ್ಪ ಕೇಳಿ, ನಾವಿಬ್ಬರು ನಿನ್ನೆ ಸಿನಿಮಾಕ್ಕೆ ಹೋಗಿದ್ದೇನೊ ನಿಜ, ಆದರೆ ಹುಷಾರಿಲ್ಲದೆ ಇರೋದು ನನ್ನ ಮೊದಲ ಗಂಡನಿಗೆ!

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